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Yomama so nasty they make her moonwalk in the gym to sand the floors.

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1. Yo mama so hairy she shaves her mustache with a blowtorch

2. Yo mama so Karen she tried to get a refund from a garage sale

3. My favorite hobby was to build sandcastles with my grandmother.

Until my mother took her ashes.

4. Yo mama so fat, we have to repeat the joke so the other side of her can hear it

[ahem] ##I SAID YO MAMA SO FAT,

5. Yo mama so fat, she fell off the Alps and crushed a Swiss village.

6. Yo mama so fat, when she was sucked into a black hole, she blocked it up.

7. Yo mama so fat, i cant remember her all at once

8. Yo mama so fat she needs a passport to roll over

9. What do you find in a pirate ships toilet?

The captains log.

10. You mama so ugly,her blood type is oil.

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